Alan Pardew sacked......Why?

Southampton have sacked Alan Pardew. Why? I really don't understand this one at all. Okay they had a bad start losing at home to Plymouth but for fuck sake they won 4 0 away on Saturday and they won't get a better manager at this level than Pardew. Don't forget this is the man who took them to Wembley and won the Johnstone's Paint trophy just last season and he also did well in the league considering they started on minus 10 points. Has the world gone mad? Not only that,my pre season bet on the Saints is now right out the window. The person responsible for this decision is a complete and utter fucking moron.

Sky Sports News on Freeview: R.I.P.

So thats it for SSN for us poor people on freeview. Will I buying Sky now? Will I fuck! But I will certainly miss the only channel I watched on a regular basis. I'm sure I'll find it online if I look hard enough anyway. If will miss Jeff Stelling and all the panelists as well as the bevy of beauties that lit up the screen while giving us the latest sports news.

R.I.P. SSN on Freeview. You will be missed here.

Wigan 0 Chelsea 6

"Boring boring Chelsea! Boring boring Chelsea!"

I can't wait until we click into gear and start putting in some effort :)

Crybaby Gallas off to the Spuds: You just couldn't make it up!

As William Gallas completes he's medical ahead of signing on a one year deal for Tottenham Hotspuds,Arsenal (and indeed Chelsea) fans will be looking forward to seeing the man return to his former clubs homes. Knowing William,he will duck out of returning to the Emirates this season,just like he ducked out of Stamford Bridge for a season when he signed for the Gooners.

The majority of Blues fans don't like the fact that he reportedly (according to CFC) threatened to score an own goal for us if he didn't get his move up to North London. We also didn't it when he said he was joining "the best fans in the world" (Arsenal - yea right!) after all he had from us was 100% dedicated support. Now he was gone to Chelsea's biggest rivals,the welcome will be even hotter. I hope the Gooners get the chance to "cheer him on" too.

One treacherous twat. Thats William Gallas!

Craig Bellemy goes to Cardiff on loan!

Mancini is starting to lose the plot now. Bellemy was (along with Tevez) Citeh's best player last season from what I saw. Always a 100% tryer and would walk into most teams in the Premier League. Cardiff City fans will be very happy with this deal but I'm not so sure Citeh fans will feel the same. Yep they might have Ballotelli and Milner and god knows who else but they have made a big mistake with this one. At least Craig seems happy to be back in his native country and Man City are still paying his high wages.

Chelsea 6 WBA 0

Normal service is resumed as Chelsea at last,show some of the form that won them the double. I would of been quite happy with a simple one nil victory but I'll settle for this. Sorry Blackpool to pinch your top spot!

Roberto Di Matteo got a fantastic reception on his return and so he should do too and the half time guest,Ruud Gullit also got the same.

A good day all round despite The Morrisons pub running out of Strongbow far too early and me being "forced" to drink Magners instead.

Steve Coppell quits Bristol City!

2 games,2 defeats and he's resigned already. Its not the first time Coppell has walked early in a job as Manchester City fans will testify but its not good news for fans of the Robins. Why take the bloody job in the first place you plonker?

England 2 Hungary 1

So a Stevie Gerrard captain's performance saved Capello and England further embarressment last night. Its a pity he went AWOL from this role during the World Cup isn't it? I was actually pleased when we went 1 nil down because I was hoping defeat would see the end of Capello but alas it didn't happen and those pricks at the FA are too tight to get rid of him.

I can't see what all the fuss is about with Beckham though. The only one deluded enough to still think he had an England future is the man himself although if this laughable front page news heaps more pressure on Fabio rubberneck/postman pat/c**t Capello then it can't be bad thing.

Ricardo Carvalho: Farewell to a legend

Chelsea have agreed a fee with Real Madrid for defender Ricky Carvalho,believed to be in the region of 6.7 million. Not bad for a 32 year old who's best days are behind him. Still a fantastic player when fit and such a clever positional defender. No one in the game is better than him at getting away with fouling either. We will miss him. He has been and is an absolute legend and worth every penny of the 20 odd million we paid for him.

Good luck at Madrid Ricky.

The Community Shield: Chelsea 1 Manchester United 3

A deserved victory for Man Utd in the end at Chelsea's second home and a good game for a change for a shield opener. Chelsea's fourth defeat in a row in pre-season and plenty to ponder before the big kick-off this weekend. I had great seats yesterday (bottom row behind the goal row 7.....a perfect view for Utd's first goal...gulp!) £30 a ticket - thats exactly £55 cheaper than my FA Cup final ticket cost me last season where I was stuck up by the corner flag. I'm hungover and rambling on about fuck all now so I'll end by saying (through slightly gritted teeth) congratulations to Man Utd.

The drugs DO work!

NICOLAS ANELKA has sensationally backed Tottenham to win the Premier League this season.

The Chelsea striker, who won the title at Stamford Bridge last term, has tipped Harry Redknapp's team to upset the traditional balance of power at the top of the table.

Ex-Arsenal star Anelka, 31, insisted: "I rate Spurs very highly. They are absolute favourites to win the title."

Anelka was impressed by the way Tottenham shot out of the starting blocks last season, beating Liverpool at home on the first day before never dropping out of the top six.

First Arry which you can understand as he is their manager but Nic? And its not even April the 1st!

Brazilian World Cup star signing imminent

At last Chelsea are making what looks like a decent signing (after the ongoing medical is completed) as Ramires will be signed from Benfica for a reported 18 million quid. At 23 and very fast,it will give us more options in our ageing midfield. This could mean "piles" for Yossi Benayoun!

It could be worse.....we could of re-signed that other Israeli Tel Ben Haim :) I can't believe the Hammers have been so stupid (as Lee will find out as the season progress's)

Sol Campbell in pie eating shocker!

SOL CAMPBELL has bitten back at Newcastle fans who branded him a 'fat belly'.

The ex-England defender, 35, blamed Toon's training kit for making him look tubby.

Campbell, signed on a free from Arsenal this summer, was slated by Magpies fans over an unflattering training ground photograph.

Supporters labelled him the 'Hog on the Tyne' and fear he will be a fat lot of good.

But Campbell said: "I'm a naturally big guy. I can't rush my conditioning, otherwise trying too much too quickly could result in injuries.

"It's pathetic. I'd been training for three days, just three days! I am three weeks behind everyone in pre-season. Don't they know I have just got married and been on honeymoon?

"I accept the picture wasn't flattering and I do need to catch up on my level of fitness.

"But the training kit was not very flattering and showed up all sorts."

No Sol. You are simply a fat bastard!

Di Canio

Something for you Lee. One hour long on MPEG-4 format so it plays on Media Player Classic and focusing on his time playing for the dark side :) its Di Canio. You cannot accuse this player of ever being dull,that is for sure.




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