This blog is a bit of fun really. Feel free to contribute in discussions and links to anything funny in our beautiful game. I might be a Chelsea fan but I fully intend to rip the crap out of all your favourite football teams and you to do the same to mine. I hope some of you will stay with me during the season as without the banter,whats the point? It would be duller than watching Liverpool!
Thursday, 30 December 2010
Happy New Year!
Have a happy New Year folks - all the best for 2011. Lets hope it's a good one for all of us :)
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Merry Christmas everyone
Friday, 17 December 2010
Champions League Draw
Tottenham get another plum tie with a trip back to the San Siro so its all excitement for the debut team from N17. Spurs can win this one in my humble opinion. Sad to hear of the death of Ralph Coates today. R.I.P. to a great player.
Arsenal pay the price for finishing second in their group with the toughest game against Barcelona. With the Gooners at home in the first leg,I actually think they have a chance of getting through (but I'm not putting any money on it!)
Meanwhile its Chelsea vs Man Utd on Sunday and for me this looks like a draw. Chelsea were much improved after Ancelotti was spotted reading this blog and has promised to win vs Manc's. I don't think we will but I can't see us losing either.
Thursday, 9 December 2010
Chelsea: Why are they falling apart?
Most will point to the sacking of Ray Wilkins but the truth is we were playing crap and getting away with it many weeks before Ray went but the lack of team spirit and effort in the last few games tells me there is something seriously wrong within the club.
Has Ancelotti lost the dressing room? The lack of effort does make me wonder and he doesn't seem to be inspiring the team. Some senior players are really letting us down. Drogba was a joke last night in France. Essien was invisible and Malouda wasn't much better either. Chelsea fans like to blame Saloman Kalou for every poor performance but at least he is consistantly bad while at least TRYING. Even Ramires tried. The sad thing was a 17 year old kid (Josh McEachran) was easily our best player. The rest of the cunts should be ashamed of themselves.
The squad is ridiciously thin this season and players haven't been properly replaced. We are really paying for this now. Injuries haven't helped especially with Lampard being out for so long but in previous years we had a half decent player to come in for an injured player. Now we haven't got that squad depth and its worrying.
And what about Abramovich? Does he care anymore or is he too interested in the 2018 World Cup? I really do begin to wonder if his heart is in it anymore. No wonder he is tightening the Chelsea purse strings if he is investing millions for building Russian stadiums.
Here is my prediction. Ancelotti will get the blame and will be sacked by mid January at the very latest. Chelsea will lose to Spurs on Sunday (it hurts me to even type that) and he might even be gone before the Man Utd game the following weekend. After Man Utd we have Arsenal away on the 27th and if we don't improve dramatically (which I see no sign of) then Carlo will be toast.
I see our chances of the title now as nil. Our chances of the top 4 slim and the Champions League? Don't make me laugh! Even Ipswich Town will be rubbing their fingers at the prospect of knocking us out of the FA Cup at Stamford Bridge in January.
How did it all go so wrong so quickly?
Monday, 6 December 2010
Chris Hughton: Sacked for doing a great job
Newcastle fans deserve better. Not better than Chris Hughton but better people to run their club. Shame on those wankers upstairs and I hope their decision ends in relegation.
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
West Ham 4 Man Utd 0
Friday, 26 November 2010
Avram's Last Stand?
Meanwhile Arsenal continue to amuse us. Turning a certain victory into a hilarious defeat against North London's hated rival's Spurs at home was bad enough but the crushing defeat in the Champions League and the injury to Fabragas means its been a bad week for Arsene (the water-bottle basher) Wenger. Oh and whats this I see in the papers this morning? His mistress claims she is pregnant. It never rains,it pisses down at the Emirates. Long may it continue :)
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Its all doom and gloom at the Bridge
Most Blues fans I know have been asking the question: How are we still top of the league? Its a good question but make no mistake,we won't be for much longer as we have been playing poorly for weeks. The board,by chopping down the size of the squad,have really fucked up our chances of the title. Its all well and good playing some kids but it doesn't take a genius to work out our squad depth is piss poor compaired to last season.
Basically,we are fucked!
Thursday, 11 November 2010
Ray Wilkins
Wilkins the player was a legend at the this club and will always be a fans favourite. He deserved better than what he got today. Shame on you Chelsea FC!
Sunday, 7 November 2010
I hate football!
At least Newcastle got a great result at Arsenal today so that lessens the blow a tiny bit. If Wenger spent a bit more time on his team and not with his Mistress they might of done better. Maybe Ancelotti is shagging some bird behind his Mrs's back too eh!
Monday, 1 November 2010
Relegation: Who's going down?
So now I'm not so sure who's going to fall. West Ham I think are certs (sorry Lee!) Avram carries bad luck around with him. Getting to Cup finals is one thing and losing them is another! And what happened to Pompey last season in the League?
Blackpool I love. Ian Holloway is a legend but I think in the end they'll just fall short. I hope I'm wrong.
And Wigan. I don't know how they defy the odds each season but I think this season they'll go.
What about you? Use the poll over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you want.
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Vinnie Jones: Soccer's Hard Men (1992)
Link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OAM65TUG
Sunday, 17 October 2010
Saturday, 16 October 2010
Malcolm Allison: R.I.P.
R.I.P. Big Mal
Thursday, 14 October 2010
Millwall: Panorama Documentary (1977)
Linkage
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E1ON04MI
Monday, 4 October 2010
Liverpool 1 Blackpool 2
What about Liverpool? Losing to Blackpool at home has got to be one of the greatest top-flight results of all time. I'm taking nothing away from Blackpool here as from all acounts,they deserved their victory. But Liverpool players should hang their heads in shame. They were fucking awful in midweek,awful last saturday and lets not forget,they also lost at home to mighty Northampton in the Carling Cup. They are a complete embarressment to their fans. I don't know if its the manager although I know he wouldn't of been my choice for gaffer.
I don't like Liverpool football club and particulary don't like their supporters (except for you Mona:) but even I am starting to feel sorry for them. I'm not upset they are in the bottom three - far from it in fact....its the yanks ruining the club and eating away at its soul. Its a crying shame and yes Bill Shankly would be turning in his grave this morning.
Woy out? I don't think even that would solve this madness.
Thursday, 30 September 2010
Arsenal
I hope we stuff them on Sunday.
Sunday, 26 September 2010
Manchester City: Our new bogey team!
Got give a mention to Chelsea legend Roberto Di Matteo who's super Baggies scored a magnificent win against the whingeing Wengers Gunners at the new Library. A tremendous effort and it certainly cheered me up quickly after our defeat. I read one Arsenal fan who stated if the missed West Brom penalty had gone in,the result would of been different. He's right - it would of been 4 2 instead of 3 2!
Meanwhile West Ham won their first League game of the season against Spurs. Another reason to be happy! I don't like West Ham but they will never top Tottenham when it comes to my least favourite team. More twitching for 'Arry.
Talking of teams I dislike,what the hell was the referee playing at over at "high flying" Liverpool? That Liverpool first goal was a total farce. Still Liverpool battled back bravely at earned Woy a precious point against mighty awayday specialists Sunderland. Poor old Joey Cole. He must wonder whats hit him. Hodgson might see his old Fulham team finish higher up than the Reds at the end of the season at this rate. Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley will be turning in their respective graves. A total shambles of a football club at the moment.
Edit: Got to give a quick mention and thanks to those Trotters,Bolton Wanderers too. Well done for stopping Man Utd this afternoon!
Monday, 20 September 2010
Blackpool FC: I hope you stay up
Sunday, 12 September 2010
A weekend of comedy football!
Next its down to Upton Park. Comedy marking for the first Chelsea goal and that is nothing compared to the second. Robert Green is still Mr Butterfingers and Matthew Upson's clearance to Salamon Kalou's heel and its over the keeper and into the net. Pure fluke but pure comedy. As for the West Ham miss at the end from 2 yards out with an open goal.....the less said the better eh Lee!
Then its over to the Emirates and another disastrous piece of Arsenal defending. Well the Gooners recovered I suppose but with flabberjack Almunia for a goalkeeper,they'll win nothing again this season.
Then there's the new England wonder goalie over at Man City. What a cock up between Joe Hart and Kolo Toure! Still,at least City got a valuable point at home to the mighty away specialists Blackburn Rovers.
The funniest part of the day also came from the City Of Manchester stadium via the BBC's Final Score. When the reporter at the end of game was interupted by an angry fan who shouted "The Refs a wanker" which you could hear quiet clearly from the comfort of your armchair. The BBC issued an immediate apoligy but it was pure comedy cock-up live tv at its best.
Just to round up the day,Ferguson junior's Preston North End were also 3 1 up and live on BBC2. With a few minutes remaining they collaped and lost 4 3 to local rivals Burnley. Like father like son eh Darren! Alex was in the crowd watching too and I bet they had a pleasant evening NOT!
Monday, 6 September 2010
Hooligan (The ICF)
Link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=09X6QPHS
Friday, 3 September 2010
England 4 Bulgaria 0
I was very impressed by Joe Hart who would of got man of the match had Defoe not got a hat-trick. Phil Jagielka had a good game n all as did Rooney who ran his bollocks off. Shame about Dawson's injury but every cloud has a silver lining and now Gallas will have to wear the Tottenham shirt :)
Capello looked about as happy as a Gooner in March. FFS celebrate a goal you miserable old bastard! Of course,after this result we will qualify easily by winning the group,the press will be right behind us and we'll go to Euro 2012 as one of the favourites..............and come home early after yet another pathetic tournament display. Hold on to your hats and prepare for more disappointment in 2 years!
PS Great result for France tonight who without their "squad" managed to lose 1 0 at home to Belarus (ha!) Punishment - it doesn't always work you know. Oh for an Anelka out there to get you the goals.
PSS Great away point for the Scots over in that mighty football hotbed otherwise known as Lithuania. Super win in Slovenia for Northern Ireland,a win for the Republic of Ireland in another footballing hotbed -Armenia and the less said about the Welsh the better.
Monday, 30 August 2010
Alan Pardew sacked......Why?
Monday, 23 August 2010
Sky Sports News on Freeview: R.I.P.
R.I.P. SSN on Freeview. You will be missed here.
Saturday, 21 August 2010
Wigan 0 Chelsea 6
Friday, 20 August 2010
Crybaby Gallas off to the Spuds: You just couldn't make it up!
The majority of Blues fans don't like the fact that he reportedly (according to CFC) threatened to score an own goal for us if he didn't get his move up to North London. We also didn't it when he said he was joining "the best fans in the world" (Arsenal - yea right!) after all he had from us was 100% dedicated support. Now he was gone to Chelsea's biggest rivals,the welcome will be even hotter. I hope the Gooners get the chance to "cheer him on" too.
One treacherous twat. Thats William Gallas!
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
Craig Bellemy goes to Cardiff on loan!
Sunday, 15 August 2010
Chelsea 6 WBA 0
Roberto Di Matteo got a fantastic reception on his return and so he should do too and the half time guest,Ruud Gullit also got the same.
A good day all round despite The Morrisons pub running out of Strongbow far too early and me being "forced" to drink Magners instead.
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Steve Coppell quits Bristol City!
England 2 Hungary 1
I can't see what all the fuss is about with Beckham though. The only one deluded enough to still think he had an England future is the man himself although if this laughable front page news heaps more pressure on Fabio rubberneck/postman pat/c**t Capello then it can't be bad thing.
Wednesday, 11 August 2010
Ricardo Carvalho: Farewell to a legend
Good luck at Madrid Ricky.
Monday, 9 August 2010
The Community Shield: Chelsea 1 Manchester United 3
Saturday, 7 August 2010
The drugs DO work!
The Chelsea striker, who won the title at Stamford Bridge last term, has tipped Harry Redknapp's team to upset the traditional balance of power at the top of the table.
Ex-Arsenal star Anelka, 31, insisted: "I rate Spurs very highly. They are absolute favourites to win the title."
Anelka was impressed by the way Tottenham shot out of the starting blocks last season, beating Liverpool at home on the first day before never dropping out of the top six.
First Arry which you can understand as he is their manager but Nic? And its not even April the 1st!
Thursday, 5 August 2010
Brazilian World Cup star signing imminent
It could be worse.....we could of re-signed that other Israeli Tel Ben Haim :) I can't believe the Hammers have been so stupid (as Lee will find out as the season progress's)
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
Sol Campbell in pie eating shocker!
SOL CAMPBELL has bitten back at Newcastle fans who branded him a 'fat belly'.
The ex-England defender, 35, blamed Toon's training kit for making him look tubby.
Campbell, signed on a free from Arsenal this summer, was slated by Magpies fans over an unflattering training ground photograph.
Supporters labelled him the 'Hog on the Tyne' and fear he will be a fat lot of good.
But Campbell said: "I'm a naturally big guy. I can't rush my conditioning, otherwise trying too much too quickly could result in injuries.
"It's pathetic. I'd been training for three days, just three days! I am three weeks behind everyone in pre-season. Don't they know I have just got married and been on honeymoon?
"I accept the picture wasn't flattering and I do need to catch up on my level of fitness.
"But the training kit was not very flattering and showed up all sorts."
No Sol. You are simply a fat bastard!
Monday, 2 August 2010
Di Canio
Link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D0YEBDSQ
Saturday, 31 July 2010
Sparky Returns to West London
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
The best goal ever scored
I don't know what the best goal ever scored was I do like the first one on this compilation by George Best and obviously Shevchenko's superb goal for Chelsea at Spurs. I was surprised there were no Zola goals on this comp though.
The question is simply,what was the greatest goal ever scored?
Monday, 26 July 2010
Times up for Fergie
The point is,how much more are United going to rely on Sir Alex? When is he going to retire and more importantly,who would be an ideal replacement for him?
Saturday, 24 July 2010
Alex Higgins: R.I.P.
R.I.P. Hurricane Higgins (a nutter but an entertaining one)
Ross Turnball: Is he really Scottish?
With a name like Ross,a free transfer and the fact he couldn't even make take the number 1 spot at the mighty Middlesborough,I can only assume our English goalkeeper has some Scottish blood in him. Come back Les Fridge,all is forgiven!
Friday, 23 July 2010
Footballer guilty of gun murder
Former Millwall striker Gavin Grant (no relation to Avram) was involved in a series of "tit-for-tat" shootings in and around a "lawless" council estate, the Old Bailey was told.
Grant, 26, who also played for Wycombe Wanderers before joining Bradford City as a non-contract player until the end of last season, was found guilty of gunning down Leon Labastide, 21.
Stephen Batten QC, prosecuting, said many of the people involved in the case had been linked to shootings and drug dealing on the Stonebridge Park Estate, in Harlesden, north west London. He told the jury: "Attitudes and standards are different. It is more the law of the jungle than the law of civilised England. You will hear about and see people whose behaviour will probably disgust you and make you wonder if there is any hope for the human race. If he hadn't of ever played for Millwall,this would of never happened"
But on Friday he was found guilty of Mr Labastide's murder in January 2004 after trials last December and this month. The court was told it was Mr Labastide's killing which led to the second murder and a spate of shootings on the estate. Grant denied involvement and said Mr Labastide, who was known as Playboy, was a friend.
Operation Trident gun-crime detectives believe there were up to 30 connected shooting incidents in the area arising from the fall-out. Following the arrests of Grant and others, officers said shootings fell by almost 50% in the area. Stonebridge Park, although still notorious for drugs and crime, has seen improvements with a £250 million regeneration.
Gareth Downie, 25, was also found guilty of murdering Mr Labastide. Damian Williams, 32, was found guilty of conspiring with them to murder Mr Labastide. All the verdicts were by 10-2 majorities. They were all remanded in custody for sentencing on Monday.
Roberto Parchment, 24, originally convicted of Mr Moore's murder, was found guilty again following a retrial in December brought about by supergrass Darren Mathurin's involvement. He was jailed for life again and ordered to serve the remainder of his 28-year sentence. Romain Whyte, 25, was cleared of that murder by a 10-2 majority verdict.
Grant, from Kenton, north London, Williams, of Southwark, south London, and Downie of Markby Road, Birmingham, all face life sentences.
Thursday, 22 July 2010
Harry Redknapp has finally lost the plot!
And the 63-year-old claims he has the players to end what would be a 50-year wait for the league championship at White Hart Lane.
"I feel we could contend for the title; we have got the players here," said Redknapp, who has added only the Brazilian midfielder Sandro to his first-team squad so far this summer.
"We have to aim for it. We could win the championship"
Yes and I could be shagging Cheryl Cole tomorrow night!
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Football Legends: Trevor Brooking (online documentary)
Input from the late Bobby Moore,Ron Greenwood & John Lyall amongst others as well as other West Ham legends such as Billy Bonds,Frank Lampard senior and Sir Geoff Hurst. Its a pity there's no reference to the year of this but I'll take a rough guess at around 86/87 but it could be eariler.
Watch it here http://factualtv.com/documentary/Football-Legends-Trevor-Brooking
Monday, 19 July 2010
Joe Cole signs for the Scousers
Sunday, 18 July 2010
One Night In Turin (2010)
Highly recommended if you missed it on channel 4 a few weeks ago!
Links
http://rapidshare.com/files/398958629/One_Night_in_Turin.2010.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/398958738/One_Night_in_Turin.2010.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/398958887/One_Night_in_Turin.2010.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/398958731/One_Night_in_Turin.2010.part4.rar
Friday, 16 July 2010
My football season starts tomorrow
EDIT: A one nil win for the lads. No Benayoun and only Cech,Alex,Mikel and Essien recognised first teamers in the starting line up. Loads of reserves and youth team players played or came on as subtitute's which was good to see. A lovely sunny day,kick-off delayed 15 minutes due to the 21,000+ attendance,nice pre-match ciders in the local boozers and it was great to be back watching what I love - the beautiful game!
Thursday, 15 July 2010
Football Betting
For me the premier League win be won by Chelsea the 13/8 favourites. The Championship I'm going for newly promoted Norwich at 14/1. League One I think Southampton the favourites are certs at 11/4 and for League 2 I like the look of Gillingham to go back up at a tasty 9/1.
A £5 win accumalator on the above pays £7368.
Who's your money on?