I can't stand them! They all get is positive press despite not winning a trophy for 6 years and having the biggest whingeing manager in the history of football. Arsenal went a season unbeaten in the League in 2003/4 - yes a great feat depite drawing several games. Chelsea win the League the season after with just one defeat and many more points than "the invincibles" and what do we get? Negative publicity! Chelsea win the double last season with record goals scored and what do we get - fuck all publicity. Everyone is too busy going on about Wenger's pretty pleasing on the eye football. Well winning games 7 2,7 1, 7 0 and 8 0 is pretty pleasing on my bloody eye! Its making me more paranoid than Wenger!
I hope we stuff them on Sunday.
This blog is a bit of fun really. Feel free to contribute in discussions and links to anything funny in our beautiful game. I might be a Chelsea fan but I fully intend to rip the crap out of all your favourite football teams and you to do the same to mine. I hope some of you will stay with me during the season as without the banter,whats the point? It would be duller than watching Liverpool!
Thursday, 30 September 2010
Sunday, 26 September 2010
Manchester City: Our new bogey team!
You've got to say hats off to Man City for their deserved win against Chelsea yesterday. Yes the result could quite easily have been a draw had we not hit the post but in reality we got out-muscled and Mancini got his tactics spot on. Its not pretty on the eye for the City fans but I doubt they care about that too much - 3 points is 3 points so congratulations to them. Thats 3 wins in a row against us now,they really are turning into our new bogey team. And Tevez loves scoring against us whoever he is playing for (the bastard!)
Got give a mention to Chelsea legend Roberto Di Matteo who's super Baggies scored a magnificent win against the whingeing Wengers Gunners at the new Library. A tremendous effort and it certainly cheered me up quickly after our defeat. I read one Arsenal fan who stated if the missed West Brom penalty had gone in,the result would of been different. He's right - it would of been 4 2 instead of 3 2!
Meanwhile West Ham won their first League game of the season against Spurs. Another reason to be happy! I don't like West Ham but they will never top Tottenham when it comes to my least favourite team. More twitching for 'Arry.
Talking of teams I dislike,what the hell was the referee playing at over at "high flying" Liverpool? That Liverpool first goal was a total farce. Still Liverpool battled back bravely at earned Woy a precious point against mighty awayday specialists Sunderland. Poor old Joey Cole. He must wonder whats hit him. Hodgson might see his old Fulham team finish higher up than the Reds at the end of the season at this rate. Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley will be turning in their respective graves. A total shambles of a football club at the moment.
Edit: Got to give a quick mention and thanks to those Trotters,Bolton Wanderers too. Well done for stopping Man Utd this afternoon!
Got give a mention to Chelsea legend Roberto Di Matteo who's super Baggies scored a magnificent win against the whingeing Wengers Gunners at the new Library. A tremendous effort and it certainly cheered me up quickly after our defeat. I read one Arsenal fan who stated if the missed West Brom penalty had gone in,the result would of been different. He's right - it would of been 4 2 instead of 3 2!
Meanwhile West Ham won their first League game of the season against Spurs. Another reason to be happy! I don't like West Ham but they will never top Tottenham when it comes to my least favourite team. More twitching for 'Arry.
Talking of teams I dislike,what the hell was the referee playing at over at "high flying" Liverpool? That Liverpool first goal was a total farce. Still Liverpool battled back bravely at earned Woy a precious point against mighty awayday specialists Sunderland. Poor old Joey Cole. He must wonder whats hit him. Hodgson might see his old Fulham team finish higher up than the Reds at the end of the season at this rate. Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley will be turning in their respective graves. A total shambles of a football club at the moment.
Edit: Got to give a quick mention and thanks to those Trotters,Bolton Wanderers too. Well done for stopping Man Utd this afternoon!
Monday, 20 September 2010
Blackpool FC: I hope you stay up
I'll be honest,I don't think they will do despite their reasonablly good start to the season but they are one team I admire. Every man and their dog think they haven't got a chance and rightly so but the team have spirit and the funniest Manager in the Premier League. Their fans have a great sense of humour too singing "Your'e not as good as Arsenal" when they were 4 0 down and another classic "WE WANT ONE WE WANT ONE" Our fans stood up and applauded this one. Great fans living the dream in the promised land of the top flight. I,for one,really hope they stay there. Good luck for the rest of the season Blackpool. You are a credit to football.
Sunday, 12 September 2010
A weekend of comedy football!
Yes thats what its been. It all started with Man Utd at Everton. With Alex Fersuson deciding not to risk Rooney's temper to the baying Everton crowd,Utd sailed into a 3 1 lead and into injury time. Then bang,2 Everton goals in dying seconds from nowhere and Alex has a face like thunder. Pure comedy.
Next its down to Upton Park. Comedy marking for the first Chelsea goal and that is nothing compared to the second. Robert Green is still Mr Butterfingers and Matthew Upson's clearance to Salamon Kalou's heel and its over the keeper and into the net. Pure fluke but pure comedy. As for the West Ham miss at the end from 2 yards out with an open goal.....the less said the better eh Lee!
Then its over to the Emirates and another disastrous piece of Arsenal defending. Well the Gooners recovered I suppose but with flabberjack Almunia for a goalkeeper,they'll win nothing again this season.
Then there's the new England wonder goalie over at Man City. What a cock up between Joe Hart and Kolo Toure! Still,at least City got a valuable point at home to the mighty away specialists Blackburn Rovers.
The funniest part of the day also came from the City Of Manchester stadium via the BBC's Final Score. When the reporter at the end of game was interupted by an angry fan who shouted "The Refs a wanker" which you could hear quiet clearly from the comfort of your armchair. The BBC issued an immediate apoligy but it was pure comedy cock-up live tv at its best.
Just to round up the day,Ferguson junior's Preston North End were also 3 1 up and live on BBC2. With a few minutes remaining they collaped and lost 4 3 to local rivals Burnley. Like father like son eh Darren! Alex was in the crowd watching too and I bet they had a pleasant evening NOT!
Next its down to Upton Park. Comedy marking for the first Chelsea goal and that is nothing compared to the second. Robert Green is still Mr Butterfingers and Matthew Upson's clearance to Salamon Kalou's heel and its over the keeper and into the net. Pure fluke but pure comedy. As for the West Ham miss at the end from 2 yards out with an open goal.....the less said the better eh Lee!
Then its over to the Emirates and another disastrous piece of Arsenal defending. Well the Gooners recovered I suppose but with flabberjack Almunia for a goalkeeper,they'll win nothing again this season.
Then there's the new England wonder goalie over at Man City. What a cock up between Joe Hart and Kolo Toure! Still,at least City got a valuable point at home to the mighty away specialists Blackburn Rovers.
The funniest part of the day also came from the City Of Manchester stadium via the BBC's Final Score. When the reporter at the end of game was interupted by an angry fan who shouted "The Refs a wanker" which you could hear quiet clearly from the comfort of your armchair. The BBC issued an immediate apoligy but it was pure comedy cock-up live tv at its best.
Just to round up the day,Ferguson junior's Preston North End were also 3 1 up and live on BBC2. With a few minutes remaining they collaped and lost 4 3 to local rivals Burnley. Like father like son eh Darren! Alex was in the crowd watching too and I bet they had a pleasant evening NOT!
Monday, 6 September 2010
Hooligan (The ICF)
This one is for you Lee :) Quite funny watching this after all these years and no offense mate,they do come across as a tad dim. Its an interesting social document of the time though,I'll give it that much.
Link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=09X6QPHS
Link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=09X6QPHS
Friday, 3 September 2010
England 4 Bulgaria 0
Despite only having 9 men on the pitch,it was a great result for England tonight. 9 men? Yes 9 men. Walcott was fucking rubbish again and as for Glen Johnson - well he really is a liability. I lost count of the number of times he got caught out of position (again) A half decent team would of punished us.
I was very impressed by Joe Hart who would of got man of the match had Defoe not got a hat-trick. Phil Jagielka had a good game n all as did Rooney who ran his bollocks off. Shame about Dawson's injury but every cloud has a silver lining and now Gallas will have to wear the Tottenham shirt :)
Capello looked about as happy as a Gooner in March. FFS celebrate a goal you miserable old bastard! Of course,after this result we will qualify easily by winning the group,the press will be right behind us and we'll go to Euro 2012 as one of the favourites..............and come home early after yet another pathetic tournament display. Hold on to your hats and prepare for more disappointment in 2 years!
PS Great result for France tonight who without their "squad" managed to lose 1 0 at home to Belarus (ha!) Punishment - it doesn't always work you know. Oh for an Anelka out there to get you the goals.
PSS Great away point for the Scots over in that mighty football hotbed otherwise known as Lithuania. Super win in Slovenia for Northern Ireland,a win for the Republic of Ireland in another footballing hotbed -Armenia and the less said about the Welsh the better.
I was very impressed by Joe Hart who would of got man of the match had Defoe not got a hat-trick. Phil Jagielka had a good game n all as did Rooney who ran his bollocks off. Shame about Dawson's injury but every cloud has a silver lining and now Gallas will have to wear the Tottenham shirt :)
Capello looked about as happy as a Gooner in March. FFS celebrate a goal you miserable old bastard! Of course,after this result we will qualify easily by winning the group,the press will be right behind us and we'll go to Euro 2012 as one of the favourites..............and come home early after yet another pathetic tournament display. Hold on to your hats and prepare for more disappointment in 2 years!
PS Great result for France tonight who without their "squad" managed to lose 1 0 at home to Belarus (ha!) Punishment - it doesn't always work you know. Oh for an Anelka out there to get you the goals.
PSS Great away point for the Scots over in that mighty football hotbed otherwise known as Lithuania. Super win in Slovenia for Northern Ireland,a win for the Republic of Ireland in another footballing hotbed -Armenia and the less said about the Welsh the better.
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