Monday 31 January 2011

Luiz & Torres join the Chels!


Most Chelsea fans will be very happy tonight after we signed Fernando Torres. Personally I'm not so sure for the 50 million we are apparently paying for him. Another overated sicknote who goes missing for long periods during games (if he actually starts them that is) A couple of goals on his debut on Sunday against Liverpool and I might just chance my opinion :)

I'm very happy with our other signing David Luiz. Just the defender we need and at only 23,a snip at 21 million (well it is for us) Most importantly,our owner has sent out a really strong message of intent tonight. We are not finished yet!

Welcome to the club Torres and Luiz.

Wednesday 26 January 2011

Well done Birmingham City!

Congratulations to Birmingham City for reaching the League Cup final tonight. They went into the game against West Ham 2 1 down from the first leg and also went a goal down on the night but they finally triumphed 3 1 after extra time. A suberb effort from the Blues. Well done lads!

Tuesday 25 January 2011

Tuesday 18 January 2011

24 Million for Darren Bent!

Aston Villa finally lost the plot today by signing Sunderland's Darren Bent for a staggering 24 million pounds. Now Bent isn't a bad striker but for 24 million I would more than him. Sunderland really are the Black Cats today and Villa are more mugs than Villians. What is the mad world of football transfers coming to?

Meanwhile Stephen Pienaar has decided to join Tottenham after turning down Chelsea. The main reason appears to be money apparently as Spurs offered him more than us. I suspect Pienaar was never quite good enough for us so the Spuds are welcome to the greedy bastard. We have enough Africans as it is and none of them have pulled their weight this season. A lucky escape for the Chels I reckon.

Wednesday 12 January 2011

King Kenny!

You've got to hand it to King Kenny. He lead his team to a fabulous defeat tonight to the mighty Blackpool keeping up his 100% losing record. Oh and that's 6 points Ian Holloway's men have taken off the mighty Pool this season. Turning an early lead into another dismal defeat and amusing the watching worldwide audience to boot. But they were not alone............

Meanwhile down at Portman Road,championship struggler's Ipswich town who only lost 7 0 on Sunday to a team from west London who's name I won't mention,were playing high-flying Arsenal in the first leg of the League Cup. The result,19th placed in the Championship Ipswich 1 Arsenal 0. Who said there is not a god? Okay,we all know the Gooners will stuff them in the 2nd leg but we can dream can't we?

My faith in the beautiful game has been restored over the last few days :)

Wednesday 5 January 2011

Gutless!

Another day,another gutless Chelsea performance. Again,certain players don't seem bothered ala Drogba,Essien and Anelka when he came on. Ancelotti looked clueless on the bench as the team looked clueless on the pitch. Loads of possession but no end product.

I feel this is the end for Carlo now although I don't entirely blame him for the mess we are in. He might even get sacked tomorrow but who would we bring in. Fucking Benitez? That is why we must stick with Carlo and that is why the board should put their hands up and back him in the transfer market. The thin squad is the problem. Players are getting rewarded for playing shite by starting every game because there is no one to come in as replacements ala Drogba for instance.

Chelsea are now offically now the Liverpool of the South. The West Ham of West London. Yes,we are THAT bad!

Sunday 2 January 2011

New Year......same old shit!

Some of our players need putting down they really do. Sorry Drogba,thanks for all the goals over the last few years but if you don't want to try,then fuck off out of my club. Don't use malaria as an excuse either. I've seen terminally ill people put in more effort than you. Ditto Anelka,Ferriera and his just as useless replacement Bosingwa who only actually plays well when it's hot (in other words,not very fucking often!) Sadly,Michael Essien and Malouda seemed to given up as well. I wish it was so easy for me put I've already paid my season ticket so I'm stuck with you you useless cunts!

3 3 might sound like an entertaining game and an exciting finish but it doesn't hide just how terrible this Chelsea performance was. I'm taking nothing away from Villa who totally deserved their point (well all 3 really) I didn't think I could get this angry after last weeks feeble surrender at Arsenal but if anything,this has made me madder than ever!

Shocking,discraceful,inept,lazy wankers!