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This blog is a bit of fun really. Feel free to contribute in discussions and links to anything funny in our beautiful game. I might be a Chelsea fan but I fully intend to rip the crap out of all your favourite football teams and you to do the same to mine. I hope some of you will stay with me during the season as without the banter,whats the point? It would be duller than watching Liverpool!
Monday 30 August 2010
Alan Pardew sacked......Why?
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Monday 23 August 2010
Sky Sports News on Freeview: R.I.P.
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R.I.P. SSN on Freeview. You will be missed here.
Saturday 21 August 2010
Wigan 0 Chelsea 6
Friday 20 August 2010
Crybaby Gallas off to the Spuds: You just couldn't make it up!
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The majority of Blues fans don't like the fact that he reportedly (according to CFC) threatened to score an own goal for us if he didn't get his move up to North London. We also didn't it when he said he was joining "the best fans in the world" (Arsenal - yea right!) after all he had from us was 100% dedicated support. Now he was gone to Chelsea's biggest rivals,the welcome will be even hotter. I hope the Gooners get the chance to "cheer him on" too.
One treacherous twat. Thats William Gallas!
Tuesday 17 August 2010
Craig Bellemy goes to Cardiff on loan!
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Sunday 15 August 2010
Chelsea 6 WBA 0
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Roberto Di Matteo got a fantastic reception on his return and so he should do too and the half time guest,Ruud Gullit also got the same.
A good day all round despite The Morrisons pub running out of Strongbow far too early and me being "forced" to drink Magners instead.
Thursday 12 August 2010
Steve Coppell quits Bristol City!
England 2 Hungary 1
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I can't see what all the fuss is about with Beckham though. The only one deluded enough to still think he had an England future is the man himself although if this laughable front page news heaps more pressure on Fabio rubberneck/postman pat/c**t Capello then it can't be bad thing.
Wednesday 11 August 2010
Ricardo Carvalho: Farewell to a legend
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Good luck at Madrid Ricky.
Monday 9 August 2010
The Community Shield: Chelsea 1 Manchester United 3
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Saturday 7 August 2010
The drugs DO work!
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The Chelsea striker, who won the title at Stamford Bridge last term, has tipped Harry Redknapp's team to upset the traditional balance of power at the top of the table.
Ex-Arsenal star Anelka, 31, insisted: "I rate Spurs very highly. They are absolute favourites to win the title."
Anelka was impressed by the way Tottenham shot out of the starting blocks last season, beating Liverpool at home on the first day before never dropping out of the top six.
First Arry which you can understand as he is their manager but Nic? And its not even April the 1st!
Thursday 5 August 2010
Brazilian World Cup star signing imminent
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It could be worse.....we could of re-signed that other Israeli Tel Ben Haim :) I can't believe the Hammers have been so stupid (as Lee will find out as the season progress's)
Tuesday 3 August 2010
Sol Campbell in pie eating shocker!
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SOL CAMPBELL has bitten back at Newcastle fans who branded him a 'fat belly'.
The ex-England defender, 35, blamed Toon's training kit for making him look tubby.
Campbell, signed on a free from Arsenal this summer, was slated by Magpies fans over an unflattering training ground photograph.
Supporters labelled him the 'Hog on the Tyne' and fear he will be a fat lot of good.
But Campbell said: "I'm a naturally big guy. I can't rush my conditioning, otherwise trying too much too quickly could result in injuries.
"It's pathetic. I'd been training for three days, just three days! I am three weeks behind everyone in pre-season. Don't they know I have just got married and been on honeymoon?
"I accept the picture wasn't flattering and I do need to catch up on my level of fitness.
"But the training kit was not very flattering and showed up all sorts."
No Sol. You are simply a fat bastard!
Monday 2 August 2010
Di Canio
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