Tuesday 30 November 2010

West Ham 4 Man Utd 0

Wow,what a great result for Avram tonight who's understrength West Ham slaughtered Man Utd 4 0. It should of been more too if I'm honest. True,Utd's team was well weakened too but that display was shocking and West Ham played out of their skins. See,this is what happens when football Managers come over here and listen to Longy. Avram (and indeed Arsene's) results start to improve) as they ram my previous post down my gob.

Friday 26 November 2010

Avram's Last Stand?

Chelsea may be going through a mini crisis but the going's on at Arsenal and West Ham put them into perspective. Tomorrow is a massive day for West Ham manager Avram Grunt. Defeat at home to Wigan would surely mean the end of the road for the Israeli. If I was a Hammer's fan,I'd WANT my team to lose tomorrow just to get rid of the cunt! I speak from experience and the fact that Avram isn't what you'd call a lucky manager and no,I still haven't forgiven him for leading us to a memorable Carling Cup defeat against Spurs either. Having said that,I hope West Ham win tomorrow - the longer Grunt stays,the more chance of the Hammers going down!

Meanwhile Arsenal continue to amuse us. Turning a certain victory into a hilarious defeat against North London's hated rival's Spurs at home was bad enough but the crushing defeat in the Champions League and the injury to Fabragas means its been a bad week for Arsene (the water-bottle basher) Wenger. Oh and whats this I see in the papers this morning? His mistress claims she is pregnant. It never rains,it pisses down at the Emirates. Long may it continue :)

Wednesday 17 November 2010

Its all doom and gloom at the Bridge

You really wouldn't think Chelsea are still top of the League. The doom and gloom surrounding the club is quite epic right now. First the sudden departure (I call it sacking) of Ray Wilkins then the shocking performance against Sunderland where lets be honest here,we were lucky to only lose 3 0. Now the news of the injuries to JT and Alex and what with Lampard also injured again and Essien out,Drogba with malaria and the rest of them bar Cech playing like total cabbages,you can see why there's the doom. It doesn't help matters when the manager sees fit to play Paulo Ferriera in central defence instead of young Bruma and the promising Josh McEachran is left out of midfield despite the shitty performances so far from Ramires (the only Brazilian footballer in history who cannot trap a football)

Most Blues fans I know have been asking the question: How are we still top of the league? Its a good question but make no mistake,we won't be for much longer as we have been playing poorly for weeks. The board,by chopping down the size of the squad,have really fucked up our chances of the title. Its all well and good playing some kids but it doesn't take a genius to work out our squad depth is piss poor compaired to last season.

Basically,we are fucked!

Thursday 11 November 2010

Ray Wilkins

Strange going's on at Chelsea today with the club announcing the departure of Butch Wilkins. Apparently he was taking training when he heard his contract wasn't getting renewed. A quick two lines on the clubs website and no explanation for the masses. Why don't they just tell the truth and say they sacked him?

Wilkins the player was a legend at the this club and will always be a fans favourite. He deserved better than what he got today. Shame on you Chelsea FC!

Sunday 7 November 2010

I hate football!

We got what we deserved today. Fuck all! Embarressing to watch in the first half and bloody painful with it. Torres just loves scoring against us the prick!

At least Newcastle got a great result at Arsenal today so that lessens the blow a tiny bit. If Wenger spent a bit more time on his team and not with his Mistress they might of done better. Maybe Ancelotti is shagging some bird behind his Mrs's back too eh!

Monday 1 November 2010

Relegation: Who's going down?

I must admit before a ball was kicked in anger this season I would of had money on all 3 promoted teams (WBA,Newcastle and Blackpool) going straight back down from the top flight. It could still happen of course especially to Blackpool who have such a small squad. But isn't refreshing to see them all doing reasonably well so far?

So now I'm not so sure who's going to fall. West Ham I think are certs (sorry Lee!) Avram carries bad luck around with him. Getting to Cup finals is one thing and losing them is another! And what happened to Pompey last season in the League?

Blackpool I love. Ian Holloway is a legend but I think in the end they'll just fall short. I hope I'm wrong.

And Wigan. I don't know how they defy the odds each season but I think this season they'll go.

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